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Male
Announcer: The
cosmos: a universe of good and evil where a small group struggles to
bring freedom to the countless worlds of despair; a rag-tag band led
by the infamous Captain EO.
EO's spaceship blasts the meteorite into
pieces and then soars into the picture on its way to a nearby
planet. On board, the ship's navigator appear. The creature, known
as The Geex, has two heads - one named Idy and the other Ody.
Ody:
This planet doesn't look so dangerous, Idy.
Idy:
Is this it, Ody?
Ody:
We'll see.
Idy:
Ohh.
Ody:
We better find that landing beacon.
Idy:
Hey, Hooter, we're almost there!
Hooter:
(Blows trunk) Oh, boy!
Major Domo:
Don't get too close or you'll trip their
intrusion alarm.
Hooter:
Yeah, don't blow it you guys.
Ody:
Relax, there's no problem.
Idy:
No problem.
(Buzzer goes off.)
INTRUSION ALERT!!!
Ody:
Battle alert!
Idy:
Battle alert!!
Minor Domo folds his robotic arms in and
ducks behind something.
Major Domo:
Don't panic! That's what got us into
trouble the last time.
Ody:
It wasn't our fault. It was Hooter's fault.
Idy:
Right, Hooter's fault.
Hooter
blows air out of his trunk right at Idy and Ody.
Idy:
Oh, Hooter!
Whistle goes off.
Major Domo:
Straighten up men. It's the Captain.
Captain EO rises up on an elevator
platform into the cabin.
Minor Domo:
Good morning, Captain.
Major Domo:
It looks like we tripped their intrusion
alarm, sir.
Hooter:
Idy and Ody blew it. They got too close.
 Captain
EO: We're
goin' in.
Major Domo:
Sir, the ship is in absolutely no condition
to go into battle. I thought we'd begin by cleaning up Hooter's
bunk.
Hooter throws a can across the cabin.
Captain EO:
Hooter! Listen! The Command considers us a
bunch of losers. But we're gonna do it right this time, 'cause we're
the best. We don't we'll be drummed out of the corps.
Major Domo:
We won't let you down this time, Captain.
Ody:
We're going to do it right.
Idy:
That's right, we'll be perfect, sir.
Hooter makes noise in agreement and
salutes.
Captain EO:
OK.
(Salutes Hooter back.)
Idy:
Captain, there's something weird out
there.
Ody:
A patrol ship.
Captain EO:
I thought so. Maybe we can outrun him.
The enemy patrol ship roars by.
Idy:
It's going to ram us!
Ody:
Duck!
Captain EO:
(Grabs control of the ship) Get
to your stations!
EO's ship flips
underneath the patrol ship, dodging it and its laser guns. Minor
Domo is sent flying across the cabin into Major Domo (leaving a dent
in Major Domo's metallic back). Hooter is thrown onto his bunk. The
patrol ship turns around and hits EO's ship with its laser gun.
Captain EO:
Hold on, everybody, hold on!
Major Domo:
We haven't found the landing beacon yet.
Captain EO:
Somebody get the map. Where's the map?!
Idy:
Who's got the map?
Ody:
Fuzzball.
Fuzzball:
(Chirps) Hooter
has it. (Points in
Hooter's direction.)
Major Domo:
Hooter has it!
Captain EO:
Hooter!
Hooter:
I think I ate it!
Idy
& Ody:
You ate it!
The chase continues with
EO's ship nearing the planet. EO's Commander appears on a
holographic screen.
Commander Bog:
Captain EO?! You down there, EO?
Captain EO:
Commander Bog.
Commander Bog:
Captain EO, you are late reporting in. Are
you having a problem finding our landing beacon?
Captain EO:
No, sir. Everything's under control, sir!
Commander
Bog looks around and sees the ship in disarray.
Commander Bog:
What's going on?
Captain EO:
We're having a slight weapons malfunction,
sir.
Commander Bog:
Captain EO, have you engaged in combat
against orders?!
Hooter throws something at the screen
and covers the Commander's eyes.
Commander Bog:
I can't see! Captain EO, what's going on?
Captain EO:
Woohoo!
The ship flies down in between buildings
on the planet and approaches a tunnel.
Idy:
We're going through.
Ody:
No! Idy, the sail's not in.
Captain EO:
Hooter, bring in the sail!
Hooter:
OK.
Captain EO:
It's right behind you, Hooter.
Hooter:
I can't reach it.
Commander Bog:
What's going on?
(The yellow substance that
Hooter threw onto Commander Bog's eyes begins to wear off.)
Captain EO:
Somebody push the red button.
Major Domo:
Use your trunk, Hooter.
Idy:
Come on, Hooter. Stretch!
Hooter jumps and hits the button which
brings the sail in just in time. EO's ship flies right through the
tunnel without being hit by the patrol ship's weapons.
Captain EO:
Wu!
Everyone cheers with relief. They're not
clear yet, though. EO must navigate the ship through a series of
tight spaces.
Ody:
We're losing power.
Captain EO:
Everybody hold on!
The ship crashes and smoke is released
into the theater. Major Domo shines a light throughout the cabin to
inspect the damage. Captain EO is laying on the floor with small
pieces of debris on him.
Major Domo:
Captain EO? Captain EO?!
EO sits up and looks around at what
happened.
Ody:
I think we found the beacon. Captain EO,
take a look at this.
Captain EO:
The homing beacon. We ran right into it!
They all cheer.
Captain EO:
Commander Bog!
Commander Bog:
Captain EO?
Captain EO:
Everything's OK, sir.
Major Domo:
Right on time.
Captain EO:
And we've reached the homing beacon, sir.
Commander
Bog: Well,
so far, so good, Captain EO. But, I must admit that I am a bit
surprised after the mess you made of your last mission. But now that
you've found the beacon, take the map, find the Supreme Leader and
give her the gift. You do have the map, don't you?
EO turns to check with his crew.
Ody:
No problem.
Idy:
No problem, sir.
Hooter:
Right here.
Commander Bog:
Then get going!
(His holographic image disappears.)
Hooter:
Boy, do we have a problem.
Ody:
We'll never find the supreme leader without
a map.
Captain EO:
(Whispers) Come on.
The crew leaves the ship in pursuit of
the Supreme Leader even though they don't know where she is. The
setting is very dark with lots of smoke and scrap metal all around.
Fuzzball flies right out at the audience. Hooter sneezes loudly.
Hooter:
I couldn't help it.
Captain EO:
Quiet.
Hooter paws through the junk.
Captain EO:
Hooter.
Hooter:
I'm disguising myself.
Captain EO:
Ha, ha. Hooter, listen. Put it back and
let's go.
Hooter blows his trunk and puts a trash
can on his head.
Captain EO:
(Laughing) Don't
be silly.
Hooter:
Gotta have a disguise.
As they go further, they hear strange
sounds and begin to look all around them. Hooter stops short and the
rest bump into him creating a noise which alerts the guards.
Idy
& Ody: Shh!
Hooter:
Sorry.
Guards pop up from behind the heaps of
metal and surround the crew.
Guard:
Get them!
Outnumbered and nowhere to go, EO and
the crew surrender and are led to the Supreme Leader's dark, grungy
lair.
The Supreme Leader is suspended like a
spider from its web with numerous cables and tubes hanging all
around her. She likes to click her long, sharp fingernails together
and claw at the audience.
Idy:
Who is it?
Major Domo:
The Supreme Leader.
Hooter:
Hey, I told you I'd find her.
 Supreme
Leader: Silence!
Infidel!
Hooter:
Infidel?
Supreme
Leader: You
infect my world with your presence. Turn the others into ... trash
cans!
Hooter:
See you later trash can!
(Runs over to Major Domo)
Supreme
Leader: And
for him! 100 years of torture in my deepest dungeon.
Captain EO:
(Remaining strong and unmoved) Your
highness, my loyal companions and I accept these punishments.
Hooter:
We do?
Idy:
Of course we do, he's our captain.
Hooter:
Speak for yourself. (Honks)
Captain EO:
We have come here uninvited and
unannounced.
Supreme
Leader: So,
then we both admit to your ... stupidity! Why have you come?
Captain EO:
To bring a gift, your highness. To someone
as beautiful as you.
Supreme
Leader:
You think me ... beautiful?
Captain EO:
Very beautiful within, your highness, but
without a key to unlock it. And that is my gift to you.
Supreme
Leader: So,
let me see this gift.
Captain EO:
Not only see, your highness, but hear.
EO points to his ear and then to Minor
Domo giving him the cue to get started. The music starts and Minor
Domo transforms into a keyboard synthesizer. Major Domo kicks his
leg off and it becomes a guitar. The rest of his metallic body
becomes a complete drum set played by Idy and Ody.
Captain EO:
Hooter, hurry up!
(He removes his cape and throws it on
the floor.)
Idy:
Come on, Hooter.
Ody:
Over here.
Hooter slips on EO's cape and slides
into the keyboard knocking it over which stops the music.
Idy
& Ody: No.
Supreme
Leader: Send
in my troops!
The troops start coming in from
underneath where the Supreme Leader is suspended.
Hooter:
I got it, I got it! (Pushes
keyboard back upright.)
Captain EO:
Hooter!! Hurry up and fix it, Hooter!
The troops surround EO pushing at him
with their weapons. A 3D effect here puts us in EO's spot and we see
the troop's spears being jabbed right at us.
Supreme
Leader: Send
him to my dungeon!
Captain EO:
Hooter!
Hooter:
(Sparks two wires together) I
got it!
Hooter presses the keys, the music
starts and the power of the music energizes Captain EO to push away
the guards from around him.
Supreme
Leader: Get
him!
EO uses his power to turn the guards
into dancers who then join his side. They fall in formation behind
him and move forward toward the Supreme Leader.
Captain EO:
Wu!
The group performs a series of dance
moves and then EO sings.
Captain EO:
We're on a mission in the everlasting light
that shines
A revelation of the truth and chapters of our minds
Synthesized Voice:
So long, bad times
Captain EO:
We're gonna shake it up
Break it up
We're sharing light brighter than the sun
Synthesized Voice &
Fuzzball: Hello,
good times
Captain EO:
We're here to stimulate, eliminate, an'
congregate, illuminate
Dancers:
We are here to change the world
Captain EO:
We! Gonna change the world. We!
Dancers:
We are here to change the world
Captain EO:
Gonna change the world. Wu!
The group moves to the back of the room,
turns and moves forward again making stomping sounds with each step.
Captain EO:
So do surrender 'cause my power's deep
inside my soul
Sing it!
Dancers:
We are here to change the world
Captain EO:
We! Gonna change the world. Yeah, yeah.
Dancers:
We are here to change the world
Captain EO:
We! Gonna change the world. Wu!
EO moves closer and up a few stairs
toward the Supreme Leader.
Supreme
Leader:
My whip warriors!
The warriors emerge from their cells and
advance toward EO whipping at the air in front of EO. The dancers
back away from the warriors and run to the back of the room. EO
tries to destroy them with his laser power, but they deflect the
light. The warriors get their whips wrapped around him. He spins out
of their hold, but grabs onto the ends of both whips.
Supreme
Leader: Destroy
him! Ha, ha, ha.
Using his laser power,
the power runs through the whips to the warriors. A good idea, but
it backfires on him. They deflect the power right back to him
setting him back. He drops the whips and runs toward the open gate
which then closes just before he gets there. The whip warriors
approach. Fuzzball gets an idea and flies up behind the warriors and
grabs hold of the end of their whips. He quickly ties the whips
together. The warriors didn't notice and lift their whips to crack
at EO but instead get all tangled up in each other. The Supreme
Leader gets a worried look on her face. EO uses his power and
transforms the warriors into more dancers.
Hooter:
Let's go
 EO
sets prisoners, who were locked up in cells built into the columns
of the lair, free and transforms them into more dancers. EO does the
Moon Walk and continues the song.
Captain EO:
Wu!
Dancers:
We are here to change the world
Captain EO:
We're gonna change the world, girl
The Supreme Leader covers her ears and
groans.
Dancers:
We are here to change the world
Captain EO:
My brothers! My brothers! We're gonna
change the world.
Dancers:
We are here to change the world
Captain EO:
We! Deep down in my fire. Deep down in my
soul, baby.
Dancers:
We are here to change the world
Captain EO:
We! Gonna change the world. Wu!
EO rises and hovers above the ground,
sends magic up to the Supreme Leader and transforms her into a
beautiful woman. Her lair is also transformed into a beautiful
palace. The dark, metallic columns covered with black tubes are now
Greek-like white columns draped with vines. The sun is shining in
the background.
Captain EO:
Wu!
The dancers celebrate and gather around
the Supreme Leader. EO's crew joins EO and follow him toward the
gate.
Captain EO:
We're sending out
A major love
And this is our
Message to you
The planets are linin' up
We're bringin' brighter days
They're all in line
Waitin' for you
Can't you see?
You're just another part of me
Wu! Another part of me
EO's crew heads for the gate. Fuzzball
flies out to the audience and waves good-bye.
Fuzzball:
Bye, bye.
EO salutes and they leave.
Captain EO:
We're takin' over
We have the truth
This is our mission
To see it through
Don't point your finger
Not dangerous
This is our planet
You're one of us
EO's ship flies up in front of us and
takes off towards another planet.
Captain EO:
We're sending out
A major love
And this is our
Message to you
The planets are linin' up
(Three planets appear in line, then disappear and a starfield
appears.)
We're bringin' brighter days
They're all in line
Waitin' for you (The
"Captain EO" logo appears and, with the music, laser
lights flash from behind the screen out through the room.)
Can't you see?
You're just another part of me, Ee, Ee, Wu!
The logo fades away and the
lights in the theatre come on. Guests remove their 3D glasses and
exit out the doors to their left into the Journey Into Imagination
courtyard.
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